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Boys says… | Short Manual | part XV

July 10, 2010

The 40 things that Girls cannot even imagine being sexy…

1- Bra strap on display
2- Freckles on the face
3- Smudged mascara
4- Breasts that fills the hand – not too big, not too small
5- Messy hair on the morning
6- Radiant smile
Moan during sex
8- Biting lip and ‘frown’
9- Strong personality
Read lying on her stomach with the feet up
Pubic hair off
12- Haircut with bangs
13 – Intelligence, sympathy and self-sufficiency
14- Glasses
15- Flaccidity in the inner thigh (boys love to squeeze there!)
16- White t-shirt or dress
17- Jogging with headphones
18- Shake gently the hair with fingers while talk
19- Little feet
20- Skirt on the knees
21- Sweat gym class
22- Tie the hair anyway
23- Play and bit with the pen in the mouth
24- Hair in the wind
25- Cross-legged
26- String panties
27- Initiative / attitude in bed
28- Arranging the panties in the street and do that with charm to not let anyone see
29- Teddy bear
30- Read magazine or newspaper on the subway taking a coffee
31- Cry out of anger
32- Brush teeth
33- Eating and soiling
34- Funny pyjamas
35- Masturbation
36- Heels in the bed (outside either)
37- Look away and blush
38- Sexy lingerie and pantyhose
39- Wet hair
40- Cotton panties



#picture by perpetually

Girl Power

July 9, 2010

Short Manual | part XIV
What every real girl should to know:

Random tips, good results

–             Show a Boy that you are not afraid of losing him. Doesn’t mean that you can replace him with any man, but that you will be fine without him. You don’t need him but you are there with him by choice. Boys respect independent Girls! Independent Girls are happier than all the others!!!
–             Never (I said N-E-V-E-R!) assume you are not attractive enough. Beauty is how you carry yourself. Being confident in your own skin KEEPS a Boy attention. Don’t be intimidated by another girl, you are enough. He can take it or leave it or better YOU can have him by your side ordon’t, i’ts your choise.
–             Don’t shout and be loud make out with drunk random boys, to grab his attention at a party, club or even into other social medias life. Be classy, a real girl just has to walk in and smile and know how to carry a conversation. So respect yourself.
–              During a break up NEVER, EVER chase a Boy! You are the Girl of the situation, he is the one who is suppose to be courting you!!!
–              Be passionate about your job, hobby, friends, etc… HAVE A LIFE. Don’t have your world revolve around a Boy. You are an individual!
–              Don’t answer last minute midnight calls. Don’t be available all the time to them, make them wait for you.
–              Be confident. Do what you want do without wait for nobody.
–              Develop a defense mechanism to absorb his stupidness and keep it from affecting your own behavior. Humor works well because it allows you to laugh off the things he says or do and make others laugh at the same time. Others believe that a humorous defense mechanism means you’re ‘thick skinned’ and nothing bothers you and it empowers you in a different way.
–              It’s a shock when a Boy says to a Girl, “quit your bitching”. At first, you should have to know how to avoid sort complaints in front of a Boy! For many reasons but especially because they don’t process the information in the same way Girls do. You have a right to express your opinions but without complain too much.
Well, enjoy and try to handle with that!

Still looking for more advices? Call me or send me an email! HuahUIHAUIhaUIHAuiahUIAH

XO lol

Short Manual | part XIII

July 8, 2010

Arguments & Misunderstandings

…definitely they are two things that everyone has, especially into relationships built on words in the wind
But you may still have time to wake-up if:

The more you do, the less you have.
The less you get, the more you fight.
The more you argues, the more you feels unsatisfeid, the less you understand or cares about.
Consequently, the more you have misunderstandings, the less you want to move further within.
What basicly means the less you feel motivated to love and be loved the more close to ending you are.

Yes, the truth is just simple like that: is never too late to change while you are alive! So stop to complain, rise your ass, do whatever must to be done and move on (in case you aren’t happy with who you are now). Ok, I know, sometimes the problem is to find out a way to realize it at time.

Yeah, the fucking damn problem is always try to racionalize feelings…
Well, good luck to you too!

P.s: The opposite apply perfect (the more you receive the more you do in return)!


I don't want to be part of a Statistic...


Argues: if it is unavoidable, always do your best!


Falling in love vs. Staying in love

July 3, 2010

Short Manual | part XII

We all know that falling in love can be very easy sometimes; especially if you find someone whose has some of common points by your personality; and this could be the first step to start a relationship. But usually after a while people forget  about to ‘fall in love everyday’ by the same person and then things starts to complicate… so that’s the time to learn how to staying in love.
Between falling love and staying in love there is a abyss and sometimes we just cannot see that is two different situations, two different stages of feelings into the relationship…
Anyway what I’m trying to say is that knowing how to fall in love, and stay in love is not something that most people really understand, but is one of the most rewarding experiences that you get to enjoy in life!
Staying in love is something that takes work. Sometimes takes really hard-work for many different reasons… but it worth to!
Staying in love is only possible when you’ve find the person that is willing to accept you regardless of your flaws.
Staying in love is when you trust and care about your partner no matter happens.
Staying in love is when you do your best without request anything except ‘love’ in return; is when you wait for the something that you don’t know, and you still smiling without a reason!

Some useful tips to renew often your relationship and staying in love longer:

– First of all, throw away all the baggage of previous relationships! Moving forward and falling in love is impossible if you are not emotionally ready.
– Stay positive about the other person. This is not to say that you will ignore major problems. However, if you constantly complain about your significant other it will start to wear on the relationship. Negativity breeds unhappiness and resentment. It will not fix your partner. But if you focus on the positive things, the smaller annoyances about your partner will not eat away your love and will make sure him/her continue to feel loved.
– Do something where you are paying attention to each other. You both don’t need to properly being talking or hanging out; take a moment to just stay together just you and him/her like: lying on a bed (sofa), pick-nick on a park, watching movies… doesn’t matter.
– Be spontaneous. Be yourself! Show up at their place, surprise him/her with something new as much as possible. Keeping things interesting is the best way to keep your love alive.
– Don’t keep secrets or skeletons in your closet before you get serious with anyone. If you have a past problem, it will eventually come out. If you are not up front about it, it can kill your trust with one another. Be clear about everything with your partner, if he/she loves you there is nothing to afraid.
– Laugh together. Be silly. Love doesn’t have to be serious! Do something random that will make your partner laugh. You will be surprised how much these funny little things grow your love.
– Stay connected both physically and emotionally. Make a point to talk to your partner. Know what goes on in their lives. Also, use physical affirmation like kissing, making love and hugging… Without these connections love will slowly die. So go out of your way to connect.
– Spend quality time with your partner every single day that you can. It doesn’t mean stay together all the time but when you do that do with praise. Remember that also into relationships quality is better than quantity!
– Try to find out where your partner’s mind is, and support them in every way possible.
– Hold each other on a regular basis. Intimacy grows when you have emotional closeness. Even if you are not having sex, holding hands or kissing true love goes a long way towards safe.
– Finally but not last, encourage independence and individuality. Having a great relationship does not mean shedding your own identity. Be confident enough to be happy even when you are apart.

To make things work out perfectly, is better to keep in your mind: nobody is perfect! But apart from that is important to have someone who shares the same beliefs as you or, that will support you on yours. There is nothing better than be into a balanced relationship, founded on similar principles and intentions! Seriously, I think that people should stop to play around as we don’t want to have our hearts broken once again or just losing time with fail stories.

I’m pleased to have found someone else to shares my interests…someone who trust me and is totally able to make me happy even from faraway (when he wants to). I’m happy for has been found by someone who is able to handle my worst and make me laugh all the time.  Definitly is always a good thing when I’m with him, as we can have fun all the time. And babe, I cannot wait to see you again!

PS: If you are also willing to put forth some effort you can keep our love strong through the years,
and make part of this could be awesome for both of us!

Love is somewhere between cherries and miles away...

Short Manual | part XI

July 1, 2010

First of all I’m very pleased to start July updating my Short Manual About Boys and Girls’, uniting on this two subjects that interest me enough: theories regarding relationships and nerds stuff (although it was Brian idea, if you liked it, please thank him, not to me okay?!)
And btw before I forget, thank you so much Brian once again (whoever you are), for those genial words rebloged right below. Talking seriously, his Blog grabbed my attention at the first saw, so my compliments strange! You seem a nice person.



Of Startups and Girlfriends (by Brian Krausz)

I’ve often heard the saying ‘being married to your work’, and I frequently consider the similarities between startups and relationships. For one, on any given day I’m mulling around a few ideas for startups, and most days my thoughts also lead to my lack of a girlfriend and possibly solutions to that situation. There are many things that are nearly identical when it comes to the ‘game’ (as so many, excluding myself, like to call it) of dating and the process of forming a startup. Allow me to elaborate:

his idea, just with a 'small correction'

All joking aside, I do think that this is a notable thing: if you expect to have a steady relationship while working on a startup, 9 times out of 10 one of the two will fail. You need to have an amazing devotion to both, very understanding co-founders/significant other and full acceptance of the fact that your sleep will suffer double the amount it normally would. I do have a possible solution, though it takes a certain type: date your co-founder (or co-found with your significant other). This only works with 2 founders (being the 3rd+ wheel is never fun…). It seems to be a wonderful test of a relationship. If two people can spend nearly all day together with very little sleep working on what has been called ‘an emotional rollercoaster’ by many and not end up killing each other (sounds like a reality TV show…) it must speak volumes of their bond. Don’t we look for similar qualities from our co-founders and our significant others, trust, honesty, devotion, ability to put up with them for long periods of time, sense of humor.
The only difference from my point of view is whether or not gender plays a role. I even submit that there must be a certain chemistry between co-founders, similar to romance but without the lust. This does create a whole new slew of problems though. Double the stress, emotion, and time spent together, add a touch of competitiveness. Hell, while we’re at it, throw in some romance and programming. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘late night at the office’. So, any young entrepreneurial women looking for a good time co-founder?

Disclaimer for those looking to form a startup: The above was written with a strong sense of humor and mild sarcasm in mind. If you are offended by anything I say, or even consider, for a moment, taking me seriously, how can you ever expect to survive months working day and night with the same people (dating or otherwise)? Really, laugh a little, you’ll live longer.

Note: As I said, I do not own this post,
it belongs to its rightful owner! Yeah,  I was too lazy this time
to write my own one, so you can give a look if you want,
at the original source right here:

XO, Me and Myself

Let’s meet them | Explicando a Diferença:

June 30, 2010

Nerds: (1) São pessoas muito inteligentes, de raciocínio rápido, que se dedicam em tempo integral e ilimitado a suprir sua incontrolável ânsia por conhecimento. (2) Costumam ser ambiciosos, porem não pedem o controle da situação, já que, possuem consciência das suas capacidades para levar-los ao ponto onde pretendem chegar. (3) Possuem um fascínio por números e dados em geral alem de terem as pazes feitas com o dinheiro. (4) Não se preocupam muito com a vida social e não aceitam a idéia de viver desconectado por muito tempo.

(I) Only a Nerd would dedicate their full time on the internet and on libraries instead of hanging out as everybody does. (II) A person who gains pleasure from amassing large quantities of knowledge about subjects often too detailed or complicated for most other people to be bothered with. (III) A stereotypical label used to describe a person that is socially ‘inadequate’. (IV) One whose IQ exceeds his weight. An individual persecuted for his superior skills or intellect, most often by people who fear and envy him. (V) An ‘individual’, i.e. a person who does not conform to society’s beliefs that all people should follow trends and do what their peers do. (VI) A ‘socially’ person on their own way who has learned technical skills due to the spare time they enjoy from being generally neglected. Their technical knowledge leads to neglect certain norms even further, leading to more development of their technical skills, what means more neglects, etc. This vicious cycle drives them even more into social oblivion. (VII) Unlike Geeks, who are easily identified, Nerds can only be found out when casual conversation reaches a subject that they like ‘nerding’.

–> Nerds and Geeks are pretty much people who have a real understanding for a certain topic (films, music, tech, cars…). It’s usually that they are totally obsessed about the topic, or it’s just something they think a lot on. Usually are individuals who are keenly interested in and good at mathematics, science, and technology, and applies mathematical and scientific principles to everyday occurrences, while at the same time being loveable and very personable.

Geeks: (1) Obsecados por tecnologia. (2) São um parente próximo dos Nerds já que não concebem tão bem a idéia de viver longe do mundo virtual. (3) Excelentes stalkers e igualmente inteligentes.

–> Ao contrário dos Nerds, os Geeks possuem uma vida social quase normal, já que curtem ‘festas’ e vivem rodeados de pessoas o tempo inteiro que os bajulam.

(I) Is the group of people who will most likely make a life changing invention that will radically change the world (think Bill Gates, but obviously on a smaller scale *giggles*).  (II) A person who is intensely interested by tech. (III) Apparently they look like the normal people and have no claim to civilization except for being the hard labor to build their own perfect world. Geeks actually do the thinking that they are the new Nerds. Geeks exist within the new fabric of society, often choosing to ‘geek it up’ in the company of fellow Geeks. It is for this reason they are feared the most. (IV) An outwardly normal person who has taken the time to learn technical skills. Geeks have as normal a social life as anyone, and usually the only way to tell if someone is a geek is if they inform you of their skills. (V) Only Geeks and Nerds would waste their time on the internet having fun.

–> Often highly intelligent but socially annoying because of their obsession with a given subject, usually computers. Geeks often carries a positive connotation, the term isn’t being consider an insulting (Geeks doesn’t have the same problems that the Nerds haves).

Dweeb: (1) Também pertence à família dos Nerds, mas ao contrário dos Geeks, os Dweebs não possuem vida social alguma! (2) São de certa forma alienados e sem ambição alguma. Acreditam que sua inteligência é um dom, ou seja, nem mesmo estudam… (3) Raramente sem vêem envolvidos em relacionamentos e não é de se esperar que esses cheguem muito longe na vida, já que partilham da filosofia do menor esforço possível. (4) Costumam ser estranhos não só mentalmente, mas fisicamente falando idem. (5) Suas convicções não condizem com seu comportamento.

(I) An awkward, ineffectual person to being considers Nerds; specifically connotes physical inadequacy. (II) An unattractive, insignificant, or inept person. (III) A person who acts rather ‘obscure’ or has odd tendencies. (IV) People who shit around and act complete fools. (V) Often mistaken for Nerds, who aspire to become Geeks, but yet lack lots of skills do it, what end up giving to the real Nerds a bad name due to poor social skills coming from the Dweebs. (VI) Dweeb just like Nerds and Geeks is someone who spends a lot of time and energy in a certain area, not necessarily computers, math, art or technology…but differently they do it because they are quite alienated, as they do not have many abilities and tend to err quite up before to get the goal. (VII) Someone who acts extremely immature either because they seek attention to have fun, or because they don’t care what others think of them. (VIII) Someone who is generally annoying and usually socially awkward, unlike Nerds or Geeks they tend to be lazy.

Dorks: (1) Sonham em ser alguma coisa na vida, mas não são inteligentes e não possuem nenhuma capacidade para criar nada sozinho. (2) São o que a sociedade de consumo fazem deles, e não costumam ter por isso uma identidade própria. (3) Muito freqüentemente tem problemas grandes de aceitação em grupos e exageram em tudo para se encaixar. Viram motivo de piadas, obvio. Não por falta de pratica, mas por total incompetência não possuem vida social aceitável. (4) A única vantagem (se é que isso pode ser considerado como tal) é o fato dos Dorks quando se relacionando com alguém, costumam estar sempre com as/os Ex’s hiper hots dos Nerds ricos e Geeks pops, isso explica as brigas e desavenças entre eles, já que os demais pertencem todos a mesma família. (5) Dorks são como Squitz (zeros a esquerda), ninguém os nota normalmente exceto quando fazem uma merda muito grande.

(I) Someone who has odd interests, and is often silly at times. (II) A dork is also someone who can be themselves and not care what anyone thinks. (III) Someone who does things that are kinda silly and not necessarily cool but for times ‘cute’.


–          “Dork: Wow, that light bulb that’s flickering in a seemingly random fashion is actually occurring as such due to a capacitance built up on one side of the tungsten filament until it discharges sending electrical flow through the tungsten, causing photonic emission through heated excitation, which then dissipates as you get farther from the light bulb according to inverse square law.

–          Girlfriend who is also a Dork, Nerds, Geek or whatever HOT: You’re right, you dork. Shut up and kiss me. You’re so cute”.

(IV) Often used interchangeably with Nerds or Geeks the Dorks are typically more noted for their quirky personality and behavior rather than their interests or IQ which may not be on level with traditional Geeks or Nerds (definitely not at all). (V) They tend to be more humorous and extroverted and don’t mind laughing at themselves or with others at themselves, as the case may be. (VI) A person who often shared the characteristics of geeks or nerds but were not ostracized as a result.

–> Also, while old school geeks and nerds tend to continue to accept an ‘outsider’ status and maintain an elite club mentality amongst themselves, dorks generally tend to do the opposite, hence a current preference with the mainstream for dorks over geeks or nerds.

Squitz: (1) São a versão piorada dos Dorks. (2) atrapalhados por natureza, como não tem o menor senso do mundo externo perdem muitas vezes a noção do ridículo. (3) Não são por nada inteligentes e ainda vivem em seu mundo de ilusões. (4) Tem bom coração o que não ajuda em nada quando se é motivo de piada o tempo inteiro. (5) Costumam não demonstrar sentimentos com facilidade, nunca estão em companhia de outras pessoas ao redor, sendo procurados somente quando o motivo é ser a nova piada da turma.

(I) A person who, although also socially awkward, doesn’t have any intelligence to fill the void with technical pursuits, like a nerd, and is forced to do mindless activities. (II) Almost always alone. Usually with an XBox. Like playing ‘Halo’. All day. Every day. Not even understanding how the Xbox is making the pretty pictures on the screen. (III) Someone who sits around, writing the 500th definition for a word in the Urban Dictionary, as if anyone will ever read them all. (? WHAT).  (IV) A guy/girl who is clumsy and uncoordinated the maximum as possible. (V) Also who might be slightly idiot, though not at all or they just be a loser. (VI) Like the Dorks, Squitz just don’t care what people saying about them, in general they isn’t afraid of anything as they thought don’t have nothing to lose. (VII) A person who is dedicated to living authentically, rather that from the ego. (VIII) Someone that, no matter how many disses they get from people making definitions of them, are actually getting more internal laughter then everyone there.

–> Squitz thought that everybody is a ‘Squit’ inside. For them we all want to be ourselves but we can’t. And it seems like we don’t even know what to consider a Squitz nowadays, being practical let’s just call all at losers…or better yet ‘losers’. Deep down, a Squitz is just a normal ‘kid’ with a low / normal IQ who just wants to be accepted as the eerily awkward kid that they are.


Striking feature:

Nerds – Intelligence
Geeks – Obsession
Dweebs – Awkward
Dorks – Social ineptitude
Squitzs – Slag

Social Skills vs Technical Skills:



#I would like to say ‘THANKS’ for being who I’m, for being somewhere between Nerds & Geeks, and for the ‘www’ be part of my life (completely) as without ‘you’ I’m nothing! But the only problem is: I do not know to ‘who’ I should thank… Hmmmm ‘mommy and daddy’?, ‘Deus’?, ‘colégio’?, ‘few friends and Boyfriend just like me’?, ‘Sociedade’? Whatever, valeu galera!

What are you?

June 29, 2010

This morning I received a email from Greg, that was simply awesome! Give a look at what he sent me (yes, he knows “how much” I’m obsessed with charts/information).


And to be honest the email get me very inspired for my next post, so this is the reason why I decide to rebblog it here as a “preview” of.
Is pretty good to live with information around…
Enjoy and try “to find” yourself!

P.s: Ouiii thank you so much babe, I loved it.


What are you?

Note 1: this first chart is originally hosted at
SwissMiss Blog (and there it was also reblogged).


Note 2: the chart bellow is not so new, but it is also very interesting
(and the original source of, you can find at xkcd)

Geeks & Nerds

Different ‘types’ of Boys | Short manual part X:

June 21, 2010

Mr. awesome: he is always in good humor and everything most part of the time is simply ‘awesome’. – Started to rain, he says ‘awesome’, – being stucked in traffic jam for him is ‘awesome’, – has bills to pay ‘awesome’

Mr. bounce: He often speaks quickly and walks fast. His catchphrase is, “Hello! Goodbye!”

Mr. bump: can’t help himself having accidents. Simple things become a nightmare and he is all the time repeating to himself “You’ll never learn.”

Mr. busy: he can’t stop rushing around, always up to something, never sitting still. He is not only always up to something but he has no time for nobody.

Mr. cheeky: he has a sassy attitude what is ‘interesting’…

Mr. cheerful: he is always happy and his happiness is contagious.

Mr. clever: he is one of the smartest people in the world and he is conscientious about himself and the others.

Mr. clumsy: always breaks things or knocks things over. He is a disaster in everything and with everyone!

Mr. cool: is the coolest person in the world; he is almost the perfect guy except for his ‘intelligence’…

Mr. daydream: he is a nice boy, and he likes to daydream a lot. He says has been daydreaming all the time, then he realized daydreaming is more fun than the real life

Mr. dizzy: he believes in everything, cheat him is easy as everybody is clever except him.

Mr. expert: he knows almost about everything and he does that very well!

Mr. extreme: he rox, he goes till the end, he has no limits he might doesn’t know he just do.

Mr. forgetful: he has a short memory, and ppl usually get upset with him for a reasonable reason!

Mr funny: no one has a sense of humour like him and ppl loves him easily as he is able to make them feels good.

Mr. fussy: is a perfectionist. He would not tolerate anything imperfect. He is also very clean and will not tolerate anything dirty as well as being fussy about details.

Mr geek: he is the new nerds, he is cool, such clever, love geek stuff and have always a good argument.

Mr. good: well he is good in general meanings, he is a big big heart.

Mr. greedy: he loves money and for him everything must to be in overstatement.

Mr. grumble: he is the grumpiest guy in the world. Bah! he hates laughter, talking and he hates singing he hates everything and he is all the time complaining! Grrrrr he sucks!

Mr. grumpy: is the grouchiest person in the world. He’s always in a bad mood, hating anyone or anything he comes across he is practically the Mr. Grumble a little worst. His catchphrase: “Go Away!”

Mr. happy: he is smilling lots, full of joy always. He knows how to easily motivate people around. His catchphrase is: “wonderful”. He is similar the Mr. Awesome but without the ‘irony’.

Mr. impossible: nothing is impossible to him. He can do anything. He proves he can do anything in some amazing ways!

Mr. jelly: is afraid of everything, such as the snapping of a twig. He often hides under the covers. He doesn’t face the real world. His catchphrases: “Oh, no no no no no no!”

Mr. lazy: he needs to sleep more than every other guy. He is tired even before start to do things. His catchprase is “tomorrow I will do”

Mr. meaning: he needs a reason for everything!

Mr. messy: is not only messy but unclean and unhygienic also, notably more than he is messy.

Mr. mischief: he plays tricks on everybody, he doesn’t know the limit at the others what make him a kind of cruel.

Mr. miserable: he sucks! He complains lots about everything and everyone…

Mr. muddle: he gets the simplest things messed up.

Mr. no: always disagrees with everyone and everything.

Mr. noisy: he is always loud. He doesn’t talk he scream all the time… and it’s annoying.

Mr. nonsense: he will gives you the most random answers for your questions. He will do things completely unexpected.

Mr. opposite: he does everything the wrong way around.

Mr. perfect: everything about him is just perfect. He never has a bad day or anything.

Mr. quiet: he doesn’t speak that much, he is shy and scared.

Mr. rude: as his name suggests, is rude to everyone. He insults a man with a big nose or an overweight woman without even care about their feelings. He doesn’t take care about anything or anyone. He is very selfish.

Mr. rush: is always in a rush but he never does anything properly.

Mr. scatterbrain: he lives on his own world he concerns about it but he cannot be changed; this is the reason why instead of apologize himself he just saying “Where’s my head?”

Mr. silly: he is such goofy, happy but too immature at the same time.

Mr. slow: takes so long to do everything. It took him until New Year to open his Christmas presents, and until Easter to write his thank-yous.

Mr. stubborn: he often assumes others are wrong, even when it is obvious that he is wrong.

Mr. stupid: he is goofy, rude, sarcastic, nonsense and practical at the same time.

Mr. tickle: he has a simplistic character and he is determined to tickle everyone he interacts with. He enjoy this ‘fight’ as heis very ticklish, usually he is smiling all the time.

Mr. uppity: he is rude to everybody and is always challenging with ppl around.

Mr. valiant: he has a lot of courage for everything, if there is something that must to be done, he goes there and get done.

Mr. worry: he worries about everything. If it rains, he worries that his roof will leak, if there is no rain, he worries that all of his plants will die. When there is nothing to worry about, Mr. worry start to worried about not having anything to worry about.

Mr. wrong: he does everything wrong. He tends to do everything in his life the wrong way.

Different ‘types’ of Girls | Short manual part IX:

June 20, 2010

Miss all-goes-well: she has a perfect life according to the others.

Miss bad: she is a naughty and mischievous, you won’t believe at things she can do.

Miss bossy: she is very bossy hence her name; but she is just very ‘practical’ which often is taking as ‘being rude’.

Miss brainy: she always has something smart to say.

Miss brilliant: she is very intelligent see yes, obviously she is! By the way, she find ‘solutions’ where nobody can see.

Miss busy: she is very hyperactive, and she is always doing something, literally. She is too hectic to calm down herself.

Miss careful: she is always cautious, she always looks before she leaps.

Miss chatterbox: she talks a lot, she never shuts up and for some ‘weird’ reason she annoys every one with her talking.

Miss chaos: she comes and goes as a hurricane!

Miss contrary: she always says the opposite of what she really means.

Miss curious: she wants to know about everything and she is all the time asking ‘why’.

Miss danger: she is almost always in danger. Usually, the danger starts with some normal activity but invariably something goes terribly wrong.

Miss daredevil: she loves to go to the extreme, she doesn’t know or have any limits, and she loves those three little words: “I Dare You!

Miss dotty: she is just dotty, she has often some pretty dotty ideas of her own, she is non-sense of herself at all.

Miss excess: she is always too much!

Miss excuse: she is apologizing all the time.

Miss fickle: she always has troubles making up her mind as her change all the time her opinion.

Miss fun: she loves to have fun, all night, every day. For her life is a big big party.

Miss giggles: she is funny and she can’t stop giggling. In fact, she giggles so much that when she’s around, everyone else starts giggling too!

Miss helpful: she tries to help everyone but ends up making everything worse. She actually can give helpful information, but the problem is sometimes misleading or told at the wrong time.

Miss independent: she is self-sufficient, she is almost all the time alone and it seems not bores her.

Miss index: she is more complete than an encyclopedia, she knows how to talk about everything.

Miss jealous: she is very jealous with everything and everyone.

Miss late: she is late for everything, she don’t use a wrist watch, and every clock in her house have a different hour.

Miss loud: she talks, laugh, complain and do everything else very loud, indeed everyone can hear her from faraway.

Miss mess: she can’t find anything as she putting everything back in the wrong place.

Miss naughty: she awakens one day just thinking it looks like a good day for being naughty, she loves to play practical jokes and one of her catchphrases is: “Sometimes I just can’t help myself.”

Miss no: before you finish what you were saying, she says NO.

Miss prim: she is always proper. She is never out of character.

Miss perfect: she does everything perfectly, she looks perfect all the time, she always says the right things at the right time.

Miss quick: she is always in a hurry. She didn’t even have time to finish the simplest thing.

Miss red: she blushes for any reason, she is very shy.

Miss scary: she loves fear and enjoys scaring people.

Miss scatterbrain: she is the least intelligent woman in the world, even less intelligent than a blank page; well she is blond and I didn’t said anything!

Miss selfish: she doesn’t like to share anything with anyone. The only thing she ever thinks about is ‘self’.

Miss splendid: she thinks she is better than everyone else, she is wrong! When she believes she simply must have something, she buys it.

Miss star: she wants to be popular more than anything.

Miss stubborn: she is unstoppable. She doesn’t know when to quit.

Miss sunshine: she is the jolliest person you have ever met, seems that she is always in
holidays as she is the smiling all the time without care about problems.

Miss tidy: she loves to keep things neat and clean, she has this uncontrollable craze with her and other stuff.

Miss tiny: she isn’t just small, she’s tiny, and she is cute!

Miss tragedy: she is a prankster, she tried to be serious but nobody else gives any credibility to her, and she insists to doesn’t know the reason why it happens. She is almost all the time doing some ‘drama’.

Miss twins: she does everything in pairs, and says things twice.

Miss up: she is always awake day and night, she has a lot of energy.

Miss vain: her beauty is the most important thing for her and should be also for the rest of the world.

Miss whoops: well as her name suggests. She should claims for “trained professional” at everything she does instead of just do and get wrong.

Miss wise: she is always thinking and overthinking. She is wise as an owl, possibly two owls. Being so wise and sensible meant that she brushed her teeth every day, made her bed every day, tidied her house every day, and did lots of other wise and sensible things. She would like to be Miss Perfect but what she doesn’t know is that miss just a little to that.

Miss wrong: she tries but she always does things at the wrong way and at the wrong time.

Miss yes: she always agrees with everyone on everything.

Miss zero: she is properly a ‘squit’, she exist but unfortunately nobody notices
her… she is cold and quiet.

Miss ZzzZzzz: she is so sleepy… and lazy that  if she could choice probably she will choose for just sleep forever.


Note: This stupid post was inspired by a cartoon that I used to watch when I was young called “Mr. Men e Little Miss”. I do not know ‘why’ but I’ve been thinking so much about this lovely serie. Really that I don’t know, and I just remember that it was funny. Sighs from a good times that will never coming back…


Short Manual | part VIII

June 11, 2010

So are you looking for the right one?

I have just two important things to say; first of all, take a few minutes and have a look on the chart bellow:

. everybody else...


Second, since you cannot get all the time exactly what you want, my tip is: while the ‘right guy’* don’t comes, you better start to having fun with the ‘wrongs ones’. Dear, there’s no time for regrets; stop to complain! We just live once, life is too short and full of surprises so, take the risk as everybody does!

Note: Against my will I feel obliged to let you read guy* as girl, this depending on each case.


Perfect opposites | Short Manual | part VII

June 10, 2010

Boy meets girl…
Girl meets boy and things are good, but then there is a conflict.
(so predictable as 1+1=2)
I’ve never realized how many clichés can exist into relationships…
People say that I cannot generalize but yes, sure I can, because this is my point of view, this is my theory, my Blog, my life… my useless stuff!
Talking seriously now, I’m starting to get tired of certain things because at the end it is all the same shit; and always will be for both sides.
So Boys and Girls (especially you Girls) stop to believe in ‘love’, start to believe in ‘mutual interest’ (sounds rube but instead of that it is just, simple, it is being practical!).
And when things start to goes wrong take a deep breath and just turn around and say: thank you, but from now you are your own problem; you belongs to my past.
Anyway… if do you still believing in ‘love’ or ‘irrelevant whatever‘ you want to call this stupid feeling between two person, but find it too difficult to be explained well, sorry for save your time; sorry for finish with your delusion, but being honest, if science cannot do that till now, why are you still believing that you will make it? No honey, neither you can do anything, except enjoy your pain in the ass time from time or have fun with the misery of others!
(Ok… my apologies you all, I know today I’m a quite of acidic… yeah, yeah, I know.)


Usually what happens into an relationship:

~ Girls: more they ‘get’ more they will ‘keep doing’… and it sucks!

~ Boys: no matter how much Girls could have done things for him, they will be always expecting for more without have doing anything in return and then they will throw everything away without think twice… and it sucks too!

Any doubt? Question? Before start to shoot me with lots of questions on my inbox,  look at the charts bellow…



Today and Forever always the same... | Things that will never change part I



Things that will never change part II



Things that will never change part III


Note: Sometimes Boys can react/act as Girls and the opposit works on too very well.
This is the reasson why I called it as my perfect opposites!
Now is up to you to take your choice and ‘read’ the charts above…

#charts inspired by This is Indexed

How to ‘read’ BOYS

June 9, 2010

When a Boy is quiet… he is just quiet.
When a Boy is not arguing… he thinks he is ‘right’ or he is just avoiding unnecessary troubles.
When a Boy looks at you with eyes full of questions… is beacuse he have many things to say to you but don’t had yet the courage to do; or he is just thinking about everything around him and that probably other things are envolved too, despite of you.
When a Boy answers I’m fine after a few seconds… he is definitely fine.
When a Boy does a question like Are you fine?… he is being kind and praying for one simple yes, I’m instead of hear lots of complains.
When a Boy doesn’t ask you anything… its because he trusts you and knows that you are pretty fine. Otherwise, if there is something wrong, Girls would starts to do lots of random questions…
When a Boy stares at you… it means he feels something for; it means he really can see you as you are for him.
When a Boy lays on your legs… he is wishing for you to be there quiet, enjoying this rare moment with him.
When a Boy says I will be waiting for you… it means well, I’m not sure but I’ll try to do that ok? or I still likes you, but you know sooner or later another one will appears and I will go after her (Girls don’t take so longer to get ready, to decide, or to come back to him… Sometimes it could be too late, Boys cannot wait forever; they don’t know how to do that!!!).
When a Boy wants to see you everyday… he is jealous and insecure or he is absolutely crazy for you.
When a Boy doesn’t make you lots of questions… it means he totally trust on you or are too busy to do that, or simply he doesn’t care anymore about anything.
When a Boy says I love you… he might doing some confusion between likes someone, and loves the one or he wants to make sex with you soon as possible no matters who you are or what he feels for you.
When a Boy says I miss you or I need you… it means that you can ‘brighten’ his world and sometimes means also I would love to make sex with you right now.
And as I’d said to Girls one time ago I’ll repeat now to you Boys:
Life only comes around once, so try to make sure that you’re spending it with the right person…
Go out, have fun and ‘fun’ (why not…); do whatever you want to do with no regrets; find someone else who… calls you when necessary, instead of 5 times a day.
Someone who calls you back when you hang up on them… and that start a descent conversation, instead of start to screaming at you without good reasons …
…who will stays awake just to watch you sleeping;
…who will wait for you late at night when you get back home from the office or from a pub;
…who will wants to hug you out when you were in your sweats without mind that much;
…who is constantly reminding you of how much she cares about but letting you free to hanging out with friends and to do ‘boys stuff’ since you respect her.
…who don’t make drama if you had a contretemps in a special day and cancel/change her plans.
…who don’t push you everyday to meet her parents as soon as possible.
…who can keep the relationship in privacy, instead of shows you to all her friends trying to make her friends jealous in case you are really really handsome, and cute, and gentle, the most perfect as no one has does before.

So Girls stop to wonder about boy’s reactions… Sometimes they are saying / doing exactly what they are meant to, so let’s relax. Don’t push them to high or too fast, enjoy what you have, don’t try never to change him , and remember: the important here isn’t about the future; is all about the present! About the future ‘nobody knows’ as they ussualy says…
But please Boys, do not start to abuse of our patience ok?!


do you still remember how?

#How to ‘read’ GIRLS

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Short Manual | part VI

June 9, 2010

I might don’t know many things about boys… or neither about girls.
Actually, I do not know anything of anyone!
I guess that I just know about ‘Me’ and ‘Myself’, but apart from that, I just have a few theories about all the others. I will not be pretentious that much to think that I can change the world writing bullshits as I often do; or that my texts will change someone somehow. And no I’m not even pretending to have the power to change their beliefs; I don’t need those things, and I don’t want to do that, not yet, or perhaps never at all.
I’m conscious into myself that people are all the time changing and exchanging some ‘similar experiences’ (good and bad ones), also showing their wills and sharing their opinions… and I’m doing the same here, Im just expressing some of my thoughts for those who want to read it.
Well, is interesting to observe people, analyze those reactions and how they do has learned about something,
I’ve living to learn what I do not have learned before; to teach and be taught. I like to share my experiences, and to hear the others experiences and as this way I can try to dare myself to always do something new.
Anyway, this is not about me it’s about my short manual…

So, my ‘epic’ manual about boys and girls should be consider as a funny fiction story; a kind of tragic comics… as a play between boys vs. girls and obviously it’s too stupid to be taken 100% as serious or even real, but might to help you somehow (in case you agreed with me or especially if you believe in everything you read on internet).
My tip for you now, is go outside get what you really want; have fun; keep smiling (and learn most as you can!)
Never forget, we just live once so pls:

~You Boys: give the chance to girls makes you happy for long periods… we are not disposable; we have feelings and it’s idiocy from you to have girls just for ‘seasons’... Start to think about quality not quantity! We don’t want to be ‘the sunny summer girl’ or whatever, we just want to be your girlfriends, and your special ones for a while or forever as long it lasts. We want to be real girlfriends as meant to be and be that means at first and above of all to be your friend! So don’t cheat with us, don’t make us losing time and foremost don’t break our hearts!!!

~ We Girls: let’s try to forgive more and don’t take every stupid act as so provocative or personal; let’s take it easy with them and being patient most as we can. Let’s let them know how we feel but is important to have first learned how to explain that in a ‘simple way’… (unfortunately, boys are ‘steps back’ regarding ‘feelings’). So lets just count till ten again and have fun, because it’s a long way…

Useful tip: never forget life is too short to regret anything, so both of you just love with all your heart and cry with all your souls (if and when necessary)

Can we have a deal?
Let’s together make it worth!
Isn’t it so difficult right?!

Short Manual | part V

June 7, 2010

~Common point between Boys and Girls:


Thats true for both and you must to agree with me!


Its normal to be affraid...sometimes


#img_reblogged or with relevant arrangements.

Short Manual | part IV

June 6, 2010

Based on the actions of boys and girls, because charts never lie!


~ Boys do cry:

(via Indexed)

~ Girls do fight:


But honestly, I think the charts above can have a dual function for both sides.  So, it’s up to you decide when and how to use it.


#all those charts are been inspired by This is Indexed.